Here is a sneak peek at our scientific critique method:
1. Ambiance:
-Lighting, people, music and drinks. All in perfect harmony.
-Helloooo?
-Whoa Nelly! I can't breathe.
-Last time I checked, this wasn't the Chuckie Cheese.
-Let's go to Red Door.
-Other:
2. Cocktails:
-I'll have another.
-Too strong!- (like we’ll ever check this box)
-Sh*t's weak!
-Oh, you fancy huh?- (too many umbrellas, fruit, etc.)
-Other:
3. Foooood:
-Get in my belly!
-WTF?
-How much am I paying for this?
-My dog won't even eat this.
-Other:
4. Fare:
-I'll pay with cash because this is a great deal!
-I'll pay with my CC because it's a good deal, but it's more than expected.
-I'll need to take out a loan to pay my tab and it's totally worth it.
-I'll need to take out a loan to pay my tab and it's totally NOT worth it.
-Well, it's better than the dollar menu.
-Other:
5. Attractiveness of wait staff:
-Leave your number on the back of your tab.
-Fix your hair dude.
-You stink.
-Tic Tac?
-Female.
-NEXT!
Other:
6. Attractiveness of surrounding happy hour goers:
On a scale of 1-10:
-1 meaning: We are the prettiest people in here!
-5 meaning: It's nice to hang out with people as good looking as us.
-10 meaning: Next time we won't come straight from work.
-Other:
7. Service:
-I wish the people I worked with were this great!
-I want to be friends with them on facebook.
-I asked for fat free dressing, sheesh!
-I've had an empty drink for like 5 minutes.
-I've had an empty drink for like 10 minutes.
-Did the run away?
-Other :
8. View:
-Let's take a picture!
-Nice parking lot.
-The art in here is ugly.
-I want this art in my house!
-Other:
9. Ladies room:
-Let's be those girls who take pictures of themselves in the ladies room!
-It's good enough to hide out from THAT guy.
-The lighting in here sucks.
-It smells like a portapotty.
-Where is the toilet paper?
-Why is everything wet?
-Other:
10. Parking:
-There are so many spots to choose from!
-I guess I'll park in the back and walk. No Big.
-That ding was not there when I went in.
-Where is the valet?
-I'm lost.
-Other:
so yeah, if we come to a location near you. man up.
1. Ambiance:
-Lighting, people, music and drinks. All in perfect harmony.
-Helloooo?
-Whoa Nelly! I can't breathe.
-Last time I checked, this wasn't the Chuckie Cheese.
-Let's go to Red Door.
-Other:
2. Cocktails:
-I'll have another.
-Too strong!- (like we’ll ever check this box)
-Sh*t's weak!
-Oh, you fancy huh?- (too many umbrellas, fruit, etc.)
-Other:
3. Foooood:
-Get in my belly!
-WTF?
-How much am I paying for this?
-My dog won't even eat this.
-Other:
4. Fare:
-I'll pay with cash because this is a great deal!
-I'll pay with my CC because it's a good deal, but it's more than expected.
-I'll need to take out a loan to pay my tab and it's totally worth it.
-I'll need to take out a loan to pay my tab and it's totally NOT worth it.
-Well, it's better than the dollar menu.
-Other:
5. Attractiveness of wait staff:
-Leave your number on the back of your tab.
-Fix your hair dude.
-You stink.
-Tic Tac?
-Female.
-NEXT!
Other:
6. Attractiveness of surrounding happy hour goers:
On a scale of 1-10:
-1 meaning: We are the prettiest people in here!
-5 meaning: It's nice to hang out with people as good looking as us.
-10 meaning: Next time we won't come straight from work.
-Other:
7. Service:
-I wish the people I worked with were this great!
-I want to be friends with them on facebook.
-I asked for fat free dressing, sheesh!
-I've had an empty drink for like 5 minutes.
-I've had an empty drink for like 10 minutes.
-Did the run away?
-Other :
8. View:
-Let's take a picture!
-Nice parking lot.
-The art in here is ugly.
-I want this art in my house!
-Other:
9. Ladies room:
-Let's be those girls who take pictures of themselves in the ladies room!
-It's good enough to hide out from THAT guy.
-The lighting in here sucks.
-It smells like a portapotty.
-Where is the toilet paper?
-Why is everything wet?
-Other:
10. Parking:
-There are so many spots to choose from!
-I guess I'll park in the back and walk. No Big.
-That ding was not there when I went in.
-Where is the valet?
-I'm lost.
-Other:
so yeah, if we come to a location near you. man up.
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